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June 23, 2014 @ 7:15 am - 2:15 pm

Really? Did nothing cancel? Army had half a day. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I care deeply for nature.
You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I cannot abide useless people.

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. How did your brain even learn human speech? Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Ten percent of nothin’ is … let me do the math here … nothin’ into nothin’ … carry the nothin’ … Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!

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June 23, 2014
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7:15 am - 2:15 pm
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